I’d like to explain my passionate hatred for “All Beef Hot Dogs”
Simply put: all beef hot dogs don’t taste like hot dogs.
Real hot dogs are made from the scraps of many different animals and put together they taste amazing. The whole (the hot dog) is greater than the sum of its parts (scraps). Hot dogs are synergy, and this is what they should taste like.
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from the facebook note:
1. I hate silence, I have music playing as much as possible
2. I like groups and audiences more than one-on-one situations and I’m completely different in each situation.
3. I love T-shirts and have way too many. Scratch that there’s no such thing as too many.
4. I like black/dark colored T-shirts. Not because I have a dark personality, because they don’t get dirty as easy
5. I have 14,722 songs on my iPod
6. I like irony
7. I’m a positive person and I try to be positive as much as possible. If you’re negative or a downer at all I won’t have anything to do with you.
8. I love tetris.
9. I want to move to Arizona. No, I’ve never been there, I just never want to experience winter again.
10. I learned how to ski a month ago and I love it. I’ve finally found an upside to winter.
11. I hate socks.
12. I love playing blues music on my guitar, I think it’s the most fun genre to play.
13. Making someone laugh is the best feeling ever.
14. When I get my own place i want to decorate one room with graffiti and another by tossing different color paints at the wall: Jackson Pollock style.
15. My favorite beer is PBR. I think it tastes amazing and it’s cheap!
16. Led Zeppelin is the greatest band ever and I would give my left testicle to play like Jimmy Page.
17. I think I have a good falsetto and a good low voice, but I don’t like my mid-range singing voice.
18. I love the website collegehumor.com and can’t wait for their new show: The CollegeHumor Show on MTV Feb 8 @ 9:30 (8:30 central)
19. I’m really good at making mix CDs.
20. I think Sasquatch is real.
21. Dogs > Cats
22. I really want to try sky diving. Anybody wanna go skydiving with me this summer?
23. I’d like to have a John Chaslav Perich Jr. Someday (no time soon!!) The name has treated me well, I’d like to pass it on.
24. My car’s name is Sacajawea.
25. I think the way to tell if you’re really close friends is if you can sit and not say anything for a while and have it not be awkward at all.
I can’t think of any adjectives to describe the flavor of malt, other than “malty.”
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- Whether I’m at home -
- or anywhere else -
I can’t get on Facebook, and it’s driving me crazy!
Geeze facebook, who do you think you are, MySpace?
Gene Fogel
Is it just me, or is “fresh prunes” an oxymoron?
Gene Fogel
Went skating on Sunday night. Decided to try roller skates since I haven’t been on roller skates since circa 1992 - It wasn’t as easy as I thought I’d be.
I wonder if our grandkids are going to have Obama’s birthday off of school?
Happy MLK everyone!
Living dangerously: eating possibly contaminated peanut butter.
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A wish will be granted after a long delay… In bed.
In the Great Lakes Crossing food court the Panda Express is directly across from the Japan Cafe.
I wonder if they’re rivals?
And if they have gangs that have rumbles in the mall at night.
I hope so.
