2008
Aug
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-17)
Aug 18th
One year ago was the epic and deadly Minneapolis bridge collapse. So throughout the summer M-DOT has...
Aug 15th
Jeepers Creepers
Last night on the radio they were having girls call in and tell stories of really creepy things that...
Aug 12th
A raise at Haagen-Dazs is like Bigfoot: everybody’s...
Aug 11th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-10)
Aug 11th
The Budget Blues
Lately my blog has been littered with pics of what I’ve been doing (and eating) but not much...
Aug 8th
I just voted.
There was a guy running for prosecutor whose last name was Law. How could I not vote for him?!
Aug 5th
Lunch: 14 3/4 oz. of room temp O-Shaped pasta and...
Aug 4th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-3)
Aug 4th
Jul
Third free meal in three days.
Jul 29th
No use crying over spilled milk. Right?
Jul 27th
My completely FREE lunch. This playa’s got...
Jul 25th
My peanut butter & Jelly sandwich on waffles
Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
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Jul 23rd
The album cover for Metallica’s new album “Death...
Jul 17th
CNN is doing a special on being Black in America. Is it...
Jul 16th
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I may have found a new favorite band!Spark Is A Diamond mixes Hardcore vocals with indie rock/dance...
Jul 15th
Hat review from an expert
I was walking out of a liquor store in a dark Detroit night with PBR in my hand and Emmie by my...
Jul 15th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-13)
Jul 14th
Jul 10th
Listen
Michael Erard author of Um… : Slips, Stumbles, and Verbal Blunders, and What They Mean...
Jul 8th
I don’t want to brag, but…
Jul 8th
List of problems not solved by MacGyver
Jul 8th
Jul 8th
Supply and Demand
I went to Priya for Dinner today. There was a letter on the door that said because of the rice...
Jul 8th
‘Courageous Dream’s Concern,’ by Jack White I have driven slow, three miles an...
Jul 7th
They’re artificially flavored, so you know...
— While eating some hostess...
Jul 7th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-6)
Jul 6th
Screw the Ringling Bros, Ted Nugent has the greatest show on...
Jul 5th
They may mean the same thing, but irregardless is such a better word than regardless. That extra...
Jul 4th
John:
Try a sample?
customer:
ok. Is it low in calories?
John:
That depends: do you want me to lie to you?
Jul 3rd
My midnight snack: a homemade sausage and egg sandwich. Why...
Jul 3rd
Jerra:
I don't know any numbers by heart, except my own... and 911
John:
yeah me too. and 423
Jerra:
what's 423?
John:
I don't know, but I know the number.
Jul 2nd
Jun
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)
Jun 29th
Ba-ME-sta
Yesterday Lily fulfilled my lifetime dream by letting me come behind the counter and make my own...
Jun 29th
I made this.
Jun 27th
My Prototype
Jun 27th
Half Asian is the new half black
— me talking about how...
Jun 26th
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I’ve always said that John Mayer should play blues more. But, with this video I now say that...
Jun 24th
Jun 24th
haircut: before and after
Jun 23rd
My drawing for the Journey’s Punk Your Chucks contest...
Jun 23rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-22)
Jun 23rd
Jun 22nd
Happenings
I haven’t posted anything about what I’ve been doing in a while, so below you’ll...
Jun 20th
getting a haircut
Jun 20th
Solid Gold, baby! : I found this jacket in the back room at...
Jun 20th
The Dethklok show was so sweet, and I’m psyched that I...
Jun 20th
with Eric at my OCC Graduation
Jun 20th
Say What?!
They made a game based on the fake movie in the The Simpsons: Hail To The Chimp “That’s...
Jun 17th
Jun 17th
Comments are back
Some of you (Amanda) have noticed that comments have been temporarily disabled. Well, they’re...
Jun 16th
Fasionable Ferndale
Just read this article about how Ferndale became the gay capital of Michigan. check it.
Jun 16th
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If you know me, then you know I’ve been really into the Raconteurs lately - especially after...
Jun 16th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-15)
Jun 15th
Jun 15th
A real phone conversation:
ME:
It's a wonderful day at Haagen-Dazs.
DUDE:
How late are you guys open.
ME:
We closed at nine.
DUDE:
SHIT!!! [click]
Jun 15th
My solution to the homeless problem
I won’t give money to guys on the street with signs. I will give money to guys on the street...
Jun 13th
¡Más calorías, por favor!
Even though Chipotle burritos were named the least healthy mexican entree, that is not going to stop...
Jun 13th
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This is for the artsy emo kids
Jun 13th
96%
I aced my corporate inspection. I’d like to thank the crew: we are a team, I’m just the...
Jun 13th
My Fortune Cookie
“Happier days are definitely ahead of you” (in bed)
Jun 11th
188
just got my lifetime high score in bowling!
Jun 11th
I did my laundry today. The whole time I was at the laundromat I didn’t hear one word of...
Jun 10th
I like kids. I like the idea of having kids. I am not ready to have kids. I’d like to...
Jun 10th
Jun 10th
On a scale from one to lmao this is a lol
Jun 9th
Redesigned the site
Whatd’ya think? …I like it
Jun 9th
And in related news...
I think that Jack White should star in a vampire movie, cause he totally looks like one.
Jun 9th
Wow! What an amazing show!
Jun 9th
Yay! I’m so excited!!
Jun 8th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-8)
Jun 8th
All wet after tennis in the rain.
Jun 7th
Just realized I never posted any pics from DEMF, so...
Jun 6th
The Andy Rooney Game
Jun 6th
So psyched!
I got my threadless tee’s via UPS today… so sick! Check ‘em: MEAT IS MURDER....
Jun 5th
The Detroit Sports Rundown
Hockey: We won. Basketball: We lost. Football: We lost. Baseball: Continues until September, and...
Jun 5th
Are we still in Detroit: That’s a nice house. And that...
— when driving through the D...
Jun 3rd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-1)
Jun 2nd
Lily told me I look like Ryan Reynolds. I don’t see it, but I’ll take the compliment.
Jun 1st
May
Great news everyone!
There’s a new 32oz can of Monster Energy called Heavy Metal, or as Sue called it: heart...
May 31st
Woo telway!
May 31st
To all Metro Detroit drivers
I went to the BP at the corner of 11 mile and Stephenson today. I always go there because it’s...
May 31st
fondue:1970’s::bonfires:2000’s
May 28th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-25)
May 26th
Does Larry King wear suspenders to keep his pants up, or his...
May 25th
you have GOT to be kidding me!
WRIF is broadcasting the Indy 500. Where am I supposed to get my Rock!
May 25th
The Electric Six show was mindblowing!!
May 24th
Yay! Haagen-Dazs summer T-Shirts are in!!
May 23rd
dihard: Check out the difference in gas prices throughout...
May 21st
May 20th
My vacation is over.
May 19th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-18)
May 19th
The Back-Up® under bed gun rack
May 19th
Gram (My Grandma):
Is it the style for guys to wear their hair long?
Eric:
I don't know. I think I need to mine cut, it's getting too long.
Gram:
John's growing his out long, maybe because he's going to Oakland.
Eric:
I don't know. I don't understand a lot of the things John does.
Gram:
I don't think he understands a lot of the things you do either, but it doesn't matter as long as you get along.
May 17th
Under arrest for being too awesome
May 17th
May 17th
Top Thrill Dragster
May 17th
Woooo!!!
May 16th
On the way to cedar point
May 16th
Quick update: I still have no idea who I’m gonna vote...
May 16th
I went to the OU orientation today. It was a great success! On two fronts: none of my classes...
May 16th
John Perich:
She's only cheering because she's hoping that his health plan comes with brownies
Eric Perich:
yes, but only for medicinal purposes.
John Perich:
nice
(when watching an obese woman in the background at an Obama rally on TV)
May 14th
I still can’t believe Sue put her leukemi-kitties in...
May 14th
Amanda Goodson:
Name of porn- 32 huge melons. Better name- 33 huge melons.
John Perich:
Haha Did one have cancer? You can't have an odd number of melons.
AG:
That's what makes it funny. but what's not funny is cancer. You should be ashamed Mr. Perich lol
JP:
My porn even makes cancer sexy!
AG:
lol ew. chemo chicks.
JP:
They're not shaven but there's no bush
AG:
and nothing to pull when you're ramming her from behind...
JP:
There is a downside to having cancer :(
AG:
Lol
(via text)
May 14th
Watch
tomorrowonlyknows: Conan O’Brien & Jordan Schlansky one of my favorite conan moments in...
May 14th
I just discovered this website that posts a picture of a man and his child everyday… but their...
May 13th
Today's the first day of my paid...
I feel like a kid that’s being paid for spring break.
May 12th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-11)
May 11th
I find I kind of odd that when I tell people that I have a paid vacation this week they always say,...
May 11th
Well, I guess I spoke too soon. The check engine light is back on.
May 11th
You know you’re lazy if you’re eating a Hot...
— - John Perich
May 9th
Last night Roddy and I made up a game called RACEcar driver. You just drive down the freeway and try...
May 9th
I did it! I outsmarted my car! The check engine light had been on since mid December, but I kept...
May 9th
I made a muxtape. It’s an online playlist of music that I’ve been listening to...
May 7th
I love witty graffiti.
May 7th
I found the center of the universe.
May 7th
My mini paid vacation AKA bathroom break … numero...
May 6th
LaSalle Bank officially became Bank of America today. I’m fine with that. I only have two...
May 6th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-5-4)
May 5th
I’ve been letting my hair grow for some time now, with no actual plan of what to do with it....
May 2nd
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May 1st
Apr
I want to name one of my kids a name that starts with an F so I can call them F-Bomb.
Apr 30th
This is one of the many reason why I prefer facebook
Apr 30th
I just went to the laundromat with my Grandma. It turned into me doing both our laundy, but she...
Apr 29th
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-4-27)
Apr 27th
I thought of a great name for a dog: Byron Scratch-N-Sniff. You may think that’s a long name...
Apr 26th
Overheard conversation
“…and she was like you wanna take this outside, and I was like who even says that...
Apr 26th
why does everyone hate sprouts? I was eating at jimmy john’s and 5 people in a row asked for...
Apr 25th
Watch
A comedy short written and directed by John. Starring John and Andy....
Apr 24th
Some like it hot
I think that hot sauce’s degree of hotness should be standardized. I could get...
Apr 22nd
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 4-20-2008)
Apr 20th
Spoiler Alert: there's gonna be some...
I rented the movie There Will Be Blood. There was a rating on the DVD with an explanation under it....
Apr 20th
Apr 20th
Amazing quotes from customers
Sir Surly: “$6.35 for a smoothie? Why is it so high? Everyone’s prices have been going...
Apr 20th
Notice how you’ll meet people who know nothing about art or...
— Nathan Bowers putting into...
Apr 17th
My rock and roll history teacher called a Linkin Park song a “piece.” I almost...
Apr 17th
Procrastination to the MAX! I just sent in my tax return.
Apr 16th
Black Keys Concert!
About to go in. The anticipation is killing me! yay! I’m so excited! The Black Keys, playing...
Apr 15th
If we searched the entire world for a person more cowardly,...
— - Hassan Nasrallah...
Apr 15th
I don’t understand how this place stays in business. I...
Apr 15th
You're welcome!
you know what really grinds my gears? When people act like they’re entitled. No. No one is...
Apr 14th