No licking REQUIRED but you can still lick if you want to.
“ You can call me anything you want, as long as you call me for dinner. ”
Jason Whitaker
“ I think that a liquidation sale should be what it sounds like: a sale on drinks. ”
“ I watch presidential news conferences the same way I watch sports… The highlights on the news. ”
Do this, Don't do that, Can't you read the sign!
I’ve always been told that the reason for the big red dot on the “No Turn On Red” sign was for people who can’t read…

But Think of it this way:
What if the sign was in a language you didn’t understand? Would that red dot at the bottom help you figure out what the sign says?

Can you tell what’s straight ahead? or to your right?
I’m studying in the OC, in the “fireside lounge” or whatever it’s called and this dude just started playing piano.
I feel like I’m studying in a piano bar. Now, if only I had some booze…
I like The Hold Steady more and more each time I listen to them.
Witty lyrics put to some catchy jams, what’s not to like!
Winter Blast
I have two pairs of iPod earbuds. Both are broken.
One has a broken left side and the other has a broken right side.
If only I could figured out a way to wire the two together,
and make one pair of working earbuds!
…
Nope. They’re both trash.
“ Since my Cocoa Puffs always turn my milk into chocolate milk, I thought putting Cocoa Puffs into chocolate milk might turn it into regular milk. Instead, it turned me into a diabetic. ”
-Erinn Nelson
I realized something wonderful: I hardly ever see people walking around with Bluetooth headset on anymore.
That was the most annoying fad. What’s the point of walking around with a headset on when you’re not using it!
“ Whoever said ‘quitters never win’ obviously never played the quitting game. ”